Friends, Monster Abduction; it’s real.
There are tell-tale signs all around us, but yet the majority of “manlings” don’t seem to be getting the message. I’m here today, to help give you this message, loud and clear.
Brothers and sisters, I’m here to tell you that where most folks see an “umbrella”, I see a goblin makeshift radio antenna. When most of you see a “common pine stump” I see I see a troll breeding stool. Where you see a “fire hydrant”, I see a Halloween Golem’s district marker.
The proof is real, and it’s consequential. Just like how some of us accidentally stumble into the monster world of Monstru, some of them stumble here, into our world.
It’s like a paper map. You have those, right. Here, take this one of the United States. Turn it over, what do you see?
No, I’m not seeing Alaska. I’m seeing Monstru. The monster world. It’s just on the other side of ours, just as you flipped over the map.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “This guy is nuts. He’s nutzo.” Folks, I’m as sane as a 3 dollar peanut, and I’ll tell you that I’ve been abducted on no less than 318 occasions. Sometimes it hurt. Sometimes it wasn’t pleasant.
You see this scar? Made by lairmouth Feratu. See this one? Red goblins. That one? I fell down a well one time. No monsters there. Heh!
Friends, I don’t mean to put honey in your eyes, but I just may have to. The sooner you realize that the monsters are among us, the sooner you’ll realize that our world is at stake here. Our way of life is in danger.
There is one singular way that we can fight back, friends. One way that we can reclaim the fight and do what is right.
We need to go to Monstru. We need to invade their world. We need to take their jobs. We need to leave our signs. Our symbols. Our marks.
Are you with me?
- Daniel
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Ewww…. I’ll never feel clean on a Tree stump again…
lol… I feel the same way now….. gross!!!!
Hey, I just report the news, I don’t make it.
Who’s chop blockin the trolls?
(They need lovin too…)
The pirates are looking for gold? I thought money was forbidden in Monstru.
“Sack of Woe” would be a great band/album/campaign name.
Well, don’t forget about the blacktop market. But yeah, Crowbucks are the “official” currency.
It occurs to me now that gold is actually an important metal for aesthetic and electric reasons. Maybe Dedbeard et al have something resourceful and crafty in mind.
An invasion…?
I’m in, just let me make a few calls, I may be able to score some military grade hardware, like a couple Predator UAVs… among other things, it’s nice having friends in the USAF.
Hmmm, I might need to call the aussie contingent in on this kind of campaign, I’ll have to see how fast they can get here… then there’s the texas crew, they’re always itching for a good dustup… and the canadian cabal too, they need something to keep them all busy.
Just let me know when and where, and make sure to give me enough time to get the semtex ready, I hate rushing to make that stuff.
hehe…I think I’m gonna get this strip as a poster one day. Instant Classic!
Glad you like it.