Monster Commute – a Traffic Novel

20 reasons to pre-order the Monster Commute traffic novel:

1. You want to encourage and reward us for offering free comics and monsters
2. You want us to continue to make books
3. You get more for your money; the more you spend the more you save!
4. You want Chadworth to live.
5. You want Beastio to stop licking things.
6. You want Beastio to start licking things.
7. You want Daniel to stop whining about the book drive.
8. You like getting stuff in the mail. Monster stuff.
9. You’re not like everyone else.
10. It makes a great stinking gift. (Without stinking too much.)
11. It is offset printed in glorious CMYK.
12. You’re better than those other people.
13. You like being called “Patron”.
14. Guest art by Rhode Montijo. (Happy Tree Friends, Pablo’s Inferno)
15. Guest art by Paul Horn. (Cool Jerk)
16. Guest art by Daniel Bradford (Robot 13, the King)
17. You like supporting independent creators
18. You like the color orange
19. The writing is almost as good as Garfield.
20. It will be like Halloween again; but in February/March.

Preorder the Monster Commute Traffic Novel right now:

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