Spy Scout Standard Equipment:
Vehicle:
- Gladiator 157 Refuse Truck husk
- Gorghoul 387 coalfire compressed engine
- Hoon Devilray Listening Ray
- Standard issue Scout-trooper bulletproof cockpit
- A hyper incinerator (Feeding the Gorghoul)
- Triple glow lightbox camera system
- Harless Electro-Generator (to power the ray)
- 2 swivelchairs
- Radio-printer unit, for unlimited 2-way commutations
- 16 reams of newsprint
- Black box hyper location system
- 2 grade B furnace goblins, tongues removed
Individual:
- Laminated external carapace armor
- Dyno-Spy infradark goggles with amber lenses
- Radiohelm with spike antenna (980 TZM)
- A spiral notebook and mechanical inkwell pen
- Personal air purificator – “PAL” (for the garbage stench)
- Stomptrue boots with 3 AUTHORITY FOREVER buckles
- Matches
- Clown Bite meal coupons, 90 per month
- 12 fuel tokens for Oni Oni Mart
- A really big knife
Benefits:
- Meals are provided
- Appartment is provided
- 80% auto insurance provided
- Personal company, 24-7
- Personal monitoring provided
- Uniform 25% discount
- Consistent (constant) work environment
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Sensible Suicide sounds like a string quartet that plays Nirvanna music or perhaps the title of a new Wii game. (Is it time for tea, yet?)
Ok, bear with me. I was nicknamed palachita (little retarded girl) for a reason. So, do they get unrivoted at the end of each day? Or is the apt. kind of a phantom benefit (or part of the vehicle?). I thought the rivoting was a little more permanent – like the whole 8 years – in which case suicide might seem extremely sensible. Although, if you signed up for the scouts in the first place, one could infer you’ve taken leave of your senses… ?
These two scouts are hilarious. I envision a slapfest at some point in the future.
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You’re right, the apartment IS the capsule.
Nobody leaves this thing for 8 years at a time. Maybe more.
Monstru is overpopulated, hence the exaggerated benefit.
Gotcha!