Try all new Pork in a Bottle!
It’s delicious. It’s nutritious. It’s damn powerful!
Each tiny bottle contains the AUTHORITY’s daily recommended pork allowance; there’s an entire pig inside each one!
What’s more, Pork in a Bottle makes a great snack for modern creatures on the go! And babies love Pork, too!
So, when you’re in need of a good meal, or some clerical healing, grab a fistful of Pork in a Bottle!
Now available at ONI ONI Mart!
- Troll Jazz radio advertisement
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It’s great to be back in the Steam Crow!
But is it kosher?
Les Claypool would be proud!
Pork in a bottle sounds scrumptious. Especially without refrigeration.
This is the cutest comic ever… I found it after seeing the website advertised on a ComiCon pic
MY GOD! PORK IN A BOTTLE! Please tell me that it exists…. I want 10…. Also, if I ever do do a monstru RPG then Pork in a Bottle (or ‘Porkies’) will be the replacement for Healing potions.
Pork in a bottle does exist. I sold out of them at the SDCC. I’m sure to make more.
How much?
$24 CrowBucks for a .03 oz bottle.
and Also, is it ACTUALLY Pork in a bottle, or just loadsa wierd chems and a bit of pork?
Ingredients: Secret, but may include – weird chemicals, ghost parts, pork hooves, titanium dioxide, sulfur, salt, and or fire.