Interview with 7 year old Kaid, amateur Monsterologist.

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Daniel: Do you believe in ghosts?

Kaid: YES!

D: What do you believe about them?

K: That ghosts… because we have ghosts in our home!

D: What kind of ghosts?

K: Any kind of ghosts. Magic ghosts. Volcano ghosts. Any kind of ghosts.

D: Do you have a favorite?

K: Um. The werewolf how how howl. Warehouse howl ghost.

D: Cool.

K: I know all about ghosts.

D: What do they eat?

K: It’s the opposite of us. They eat garbage. They eat wallpaper. They eat anything.

D: Well what do they drink?

K: Nothing!

D: Have you ever seen a goblin?

K: YES! (giggles)

D: What was that like?

K: Wull… pretty good. First. Fourth time seen a globlin. I’ve seen them all over the place. I’ve seen globins that are good. I’ve seen globlins that are bad. I’ve seen globlins that are not on anybodies team. You wan’t want to see one.

D: Great! This interview is going well, don’t you think.

K: Nods.

D: Um… have you ever hung out with a minotaur before?

K: Prorbry… yes. Yes.

D: Was he smelly?

K: Actually… no.

D: Is there anything else you’d like to tell the readers of my comic?

K: That never get near a ghost either. They go through you and take your body away.

D: Thank you for the interview.

K: And if one of the ghosts get into your body don’t fall or punch yourself because you’ll die and they’ll get inside of your body….

D: Okay. Well thank you. Let’s go eat.

K: Yeah. Good. BYE! Oh and be aware of werewolves too!

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