ONI ONI Mart is a vast, far reaching gas station and mini-mart network. It has systematically destroyed every competitor, and has an agreement with Clown Bite Inc. that they won’t sell hot food, and Clown Bite won’t sell coal.
One can find an ONI ONI Mart on just about every street corner and exit of the Monstru Highway system. As new highways are built, space is automatically “reserved” due to a deal Mr. Toni Oni made with the AUTHORITY.
Continue reading about ONI ONI Mart in the Monstru Library.
- Daniel
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The Oni Oni commercial was the last thing I heard on the radio. Now that hook is stuck in my mind. Over and over..
$300 bucks to look the other way? Wow!
mmm… Muzz, nothing better while on an eternal commute than a nice tepid Muzz.
Those Oni aspects remind me of djinn, the colors are quite lovely
hahaha… candy… i want one too