Let the fear begin!
What I like about Troll Jazz DJ (his official canon name) is that he looks like he’s wearing a mask.
Well, that and he looks like he LOVES the band KISS, but that’s neither here nor there. There is no KISS in Monstru, so he’s apparently an original.
- Daniel
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Toni is just sell, sell, selling until the very end.. In a way it is almost admirable.
He is a creepy little monster.
“Listen kid, you don’t get to where I am, without selling.
This crud doesn’t sell itself. You’ve gotta close the deal.
If you’re not standing, you’re not selling.”
“That’s why you should buy my new phonograph album:
Selling the Toni Oni Way!”
“It worked for me. It should work for you.”
- Toni Oni
I always keep a cellar full of Muzz just in case the sun gets blacked out.
That’s all that Oni is asking for. Fill your home/vehicle with MUZZ, and await the darkpocalypse!
Muzz is available only at Oni Oni Mart! Drop by, today!
I wonder if Muzz can be used as lantern fuel……..
Sure, but the smoke from burning Muzz gives folks stomach aches. (Zombies, too!)
So would a Muzz “bomb” effectively drive away zombies?
I guess that it depends on how hungry they were. I’d say that voracious hunger (with zombies) would trump stomach aches.