Monster Commute – a Traffic Novel

Discussion (7) ¬

1. 
   Smilinphoenix

   January 25, 2010 at 4:00 am | #

   I wonder what a half of a mug of MUZZ would do mixed with a half Troll Cola!

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     Daniel

     January 25, 2010 at 4:21 am | #

     Frothy fire?
2. 
   Organic mcgee

   January 25, 2010 at 4:54 am | #

   so, without the fleshy aftertaste, what does Troll Cola taste like? And can it be used as industrial lubricant/paint solvent/ketchup?

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     Daniel

     January 25, 2010 at 5:24 am | #

     I’m pretty sure that it still tastes “fleshy”, despite the fancy advertisement.
3. 
   Marrock

   January 25, 2010 at 8:05 am | #

   Any word yet on the release date for Troll Mountain Dew?

   I’ve heard it has a refreshingly repulsive leather aftertaste thanks to the tannery effluvium in the water and they use real methane for carbonation!

   • 
     Daniel

     January 25, 2010 at 8:11 am | #

     So you HAVE had it!

     • 
       Marrock

       January 26, 2010 at 6:23 am | #

       Well, it would explain the blackouts, rust in places I’d rather not mention, and the fact the inside of my mouth tastes like rotten egg salad mixed with gasahol…