Toni Onion December 19, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Toni Oni is the well-known owner of the Oni Oni Mart chain, as well as the incredibly successful Oni Industries brand. Oni is without a doubt, the richest industrialist in Monstru and his hunger for more CrowBucks seems insatiable.
Oni has found a way to become a non-CrowBot member of the AUTHORITY ruling council, and he is even a member of the Red Caps; the secret sect that truly rules Monstru. It is believed that Oni made massive contributions to the Authority general fund, in order to fund this high-rise to power.
Oni once founded the Oni Academy for Gifted Warlocks, where he encountered and later subsidized Teslan the Mighty. Teslan provided research and discoveries that will likely prove profitable for Oni Industries for decades to come. Oni Academy was closed 25 years ago.
Oni has an irrational hatred for Chadworth Machine, most likely brought on though Chad’s refusal to upgrade his coal purchases with cases Muzz. Chad insulted Oni’s deceased mother, adding fuel to the conflict. Toni falsely reported Chadworth and Beastio as UnPatriots to the high Inquisinator. After all, Oni never forgets an insult.
Toni drives a hand-made steamcar called “the Phaeos” which is able to telephase from one location to another in no more than 10 minutes. It is said that the Phaeos cost $5,000,000 CrowBucks and was developed by Teslan over the course of 7 years.
Some believe that Oni is eying Abe Lincolnstein’s position as Dictator of Monstru.