I never -

  • Dressed up like a character from the Wizard of OZ
  • Ate a pot pie I didn’t like
  • Met a person from Canada who wasn’t pretty nice
  • Hung Christmas lights on my house
  • Was interested in going to a rave
  • Have been terribly main-stream in my outlook
  • Leave food on my plate
  • Do spec (no-pay) graphic design work for “exposure”
  • Dress up like a wolf and dance with strangers in a cheap hotel
  • Believe that hating is cool
  • Climbed a cactus or catamaran
  • Made soup out of ketchup packets
  • Wish that my teeth were replaced with sour apple hard candy dentures
  • Feel like I spend enough time in antique stores looking at old stuff
  • Went to Hawaii, Prague, France, New York, or Red Lobster

How about you?

- Daniel

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