Tavis Maiden guest week continues, here on Monster Commute.
I’ll be back taking the reigns on Monday, July 12th.
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A radio broadcast, on all known (and unknown) channels.
*Ringing of a bell*
A somber word from Your Leader:
*TZZZZZZSSSSSSSHHHHH*
Gumberstunt!
Patriots. Friends. Children. Trolls. Brethren Zombies.
It is I. Abraham Lincolnstein. Your friend.
I am here to tell you today, about a most fantastory and electromagical device that MONSTRU has yern seen!
I, of course, am speaking about the greatest invention since the self-healing tire.
It is more powerful than fire, more delightful than a handful of kittens.
It was brought to us by MONSTRU’s true son of invention. The mystical, the wise, the patriotic, and the truimphant!
TESLAN THE BRIGHT!
*cheers can be heard in the background*
A truer friend of the AUTHORITY, you shall never find. He is better and greater than any copper-bottom charlatan of the past.
Friends, he has invented the very thing that we all have been waiting for!
The TESLAN CELL!
*ooohhh*
This marvel of modern majical engineering has brought us LIGHT and independent POWER!
*cheering*
The SKIES will no longer tempt your morality! The SUN shall no longer fail us! The bulbs will no longer be tethered!
KAW!
With the TESLAN CELL, we shall remake MONSTRU, and take back the darkness!
I AM 100 FEET TALL!
There will be no more drinking from the poison rings of our souls!
THE KING OF THE APPLES WE SHALL STEAL!
I…
*TZZZZZCH*
*Squelch*
The channel dies entirely then flickers back with a buzz.
“This concludes tonight’s announcement. Please return to your vehicles now.”
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Dreams are awesome to share….. Great work!
That better be Muzz he’s drinking there.
“Muzz; accept no substitute… mainly because there’s nothing else to drink… nothing worth mentioning anyway.”
Man, I should do this advertising thing full-time, it’s like a gift.
It looks like he’s drinking some ClownBite brew.
ONI ONI MART sells MUZZ (and coal), but not food.
ClownBite sells food, but not MUZZ (or coal).
It’s an arrangement to keep them both in business, I suppose.
I like your slogans, Marrock! We need to make some fake commercial videos. Yep.
Lincolnstein reminds me disturbingly of Ronald Regan. *disturbed noises.*
Dont’ tell my secret!
