MONSTRU Survival Guide for Manlings*
1. Don’t drink acetone.
2. Wear a disguise. Fake beard = good. Fake horns = better.
3. Speak in a weird accent, to blend in.
4. Avoid CrowBots. They’ll kill you on accident.
5. Don’t stab CrowBots. They’ll kill you on purpose.
6. Hide in an old Steam Car. Yes, it smells.
7. Do NOT go to Skullopolis. Nope.
8. Drink MUZZ. The 64 oz. cans are best.
9. Always get a receipt at ONI ONI Mart. Always.
10. Keep a lot of $300 crowbucks bills handy. For bribes.
11. Do not talk to the Furnace Goblins.
12. Do not offer to help the Furnace Goblins.
13. You’re more likely to be listened to By the radio.
14. Never pump your own gas, unless you’ve got the skills.
15. Sneezing creates ghosts. Let them out.
*Yes, this includes Womenlings and Childlings and Canadians, but not Snotlings or Trolls.
What are some of your tips to help survive in MONSTRU?
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What’s the diff between a Sneeze Ghost and a Snotling?
(Toni Oni Oni is a fink.)
DO try the monster-sized Fugu Jerky.
DO NOT try the Mummy Jerky.
I really like Steam, or is it Mr Steam, or even Mrs Steam.