Another real interview with my 8 year old Goblin boy son:

D: So, how has your summer been?

G: Good.

D: Good? How good?

G: Really good.

D: What have you been doing?

G: Going swimming. A lot.

D: Have you seen any liquid trolls?

G: Yes.

D: How many?

G: 10,069.

D: That many?

G: Yes.

D: What do you think our readers should know about your dad?

G: Um. He does lots of comics every single day.

D: and…

G: Um. That. There’s tons of monsters in his comic that you can actually see a troll.

D: Yeah?

G: And. There is lots of monsters and dragons.

D: Wait a minute. Dragons?

G: Yes. Well, kind of.

(I think that he was thinking of this)

D: Let’s get back to me.

G: He makes a lot of stuff out of whatever those white stuff are?

D: Styrofoam?

G: NO! That white stuff that…

D: Oh, resin!

G: YES!

D: Excellent.

D: What should our friends know about YOU?

G: That I love dragons so much.

D: And…

G: Mmmm… that I have a dragon that is a robot.

D: Excellent.

D: Is it time to swim now?

G: YES!

D: Now say goodbye.

G: BYE! Everyone that loves Monster Commute.

G: And Sweet Dreams!

- Daniel

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