Another real interview with my 8 year old Goblin boy son:
D: So, how has your summer been?
G: Good.
D: Good? How good?
G: Really good.
D: What have you been doing?
G: Going swimming. A lot.
D: Have you seen any liquid trolls?
G: Yes.
D: How many?
G: 10,069.
D: That many?
G: Yes.
D: What do you think our readers should know about your dad?
G: Um. He does lots of comics every single day.
D: and…
G: Um. That. There’s tons of monsters in his comic that you can actually see a troll.
D: Yeah?
G: And. There is lots of monsters and dragons.
D: Wait a minute. Dragons?
G: Yes. Well, kind of.
(I think that he was thinking of this)
D: Let’s get back to me.
G: He makes a lot of stuff out of whatever those white stuff are?
D: Styrofoam?
G: NO! That white stuff that…
D: Oh, resin!
G: YES!
D: Excellent.
D: What should our friends know about YOU?
G: That I love dragons so much.
D: And…
G: Mmmm… that I have a dragon that is a robot.
D: Excellent.
D: Is it time to swim now?
G: YES!
D: Now say goodbye.
G: BYE! Everyone that loves Monster Commute.
G: And Sweet Dreams!
- Daniel
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Steam Crow transformer!
Well just a bit. The legs have to retract. It’s tricky engineering, but they’ve got that all figured out in Dungeontown.
Rollin in the Steamcrow! That is great.
Yeah, I thought that you’d like that. It’s been a long, long time.
The boys are all home now.
Ok, from this point forward all your interviews are to be given by the goblin boy.
Simple formula, you do the artings and he does the speakings then everyone gets pudding!
Yeah, the trick has been to get him to respond with more than a “yeah”.
He was catching on by the end, at least.
It’s tough, because I’m trying to type as fast as possible to really capture his speech.
Glad you liked it. There will be more.
- Daniel
YES! Back in the steamcrow… Now with MORE WHEELS!
Now with Quantum Trak Treads!
Psyched the crow is back on wheels! The interview was great, loved the resin/styrofoam part of it. I can just imagine Goblin Boy looking a little frustrated when he said it. Great stuff!
Yay! Steam Crown is rolling again!