From a crumpled brouchure stuck in the glovebox of a long abandoned Steam Auto:
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Come visit magestic Battletown and Explore the WAR!
Heavy metal FUN for the entire family!
- Ride the Battlewheel!
- Crawl through the guts of a Doom Tank!
- Blow something up with real artilery!
- Chop bad guys with a real electro-axe!
- See a real surgery!
- Throw a grenade and detonate armor!
- Eat a feast in the shadow of a real Pathos Bomb!
- And much, much more!
Weekend passes begin at just $700 credits each. Fall packages are still available. Discounts for celebrated citizens.
See you this Summer at Battletown!
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Ah, the smell of optimism.
- Daniel
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it smells like victory.
Yes, yes it does. And it smells like caramel.
Very much liking the comics, Much inspiration for my RP group. Care to explain your blog though? It’s very random.
> Much inspiration for my RP group.
No kidding? Awesome. I hope to run some RPG games of my own in this actual setting.
Blog? Random?
Good day SIR!
Okay, your right.
I write about whatever I feel inspired to talk about, simple as that.
Sometimes it’s a little more about MONSTRU, sometimes it’s just a story from my past, and other times it’s pure babbling.
I figure that it’s just optional content, much like the comic. You may like the illustrations, but not the comic. You might like the blog, but not the illustrations. You might like 2 of the 3, your choice.
Read what you want, and thanks for reading.
Now to write another random blog post.
Who says your posts are random?
All I have to say to that is… Feet the wheel and gibber freshly, minty sparks flush the dog.
So there!
You had me at “heavy metal fun”! Four tickets please!
That oughta go over like a cast iron dirigible!
(this message is Lead (Pb) Free )
You think? Boy, you’re a pessimist.
Yes, although it is a d20 modern game. Beastio has developed a love of cake, I doped David Schwimmer accent, the name krensh and a job at a supermarket, But he’s still Beastio. Without Beastio, krensh wouldn’t exist. Thank you for Blog explanation. I think it’s cool, but it’s reassuring that its incoherent deliberatly and i’m not just stupid.
What, so you’re actually playing Monster Commute as a RPG game? Or you’re just using Beastio?
No, Its set in a Shador Chasers setting, Its the real world, but fantasy monsters seeping in, just most don’t know it (think hellboy). But i have a dude called Krensh, who is based mon Besatio. I thought you deserve the credit.
Although, You have made me want to write a monster commute RPG. I’m good at writing RPGs. CAn I do that? Or would you not like the copyright infringement?
You could certainly do your own homebrew ruleset.
But know that I’m slowly working on a FUDGE based rpg set in MONSTRU for a Monster Commute RPG.
FUDGE?