From a crumpled brouchure stuck in the glovebox of a long abandoned Steam Auto:

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Come visit magestic Battletown and Explore the WAR!

Heavy metal FUN for the entire family!

  • Ride the Battlewheel!
  • Crawl through the guts of a Doom Tank!
  • Blow something up with real artilery!
  • Chop bad guys with a real electro-axe!
  • See a real surgery!
  • Throw a grenade and detonate armor!
  • Eat a feast in the shadow of a real Pathos Bomb!
  • And much, much more!

Weekend passes begin at just $700 credits each. Fall packages are still available. Discounts for celebrated citizens.

See you this Summer at Battletown!

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Ah, the smell of optimism.

- Daniel

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