goblins
There are five kinds of goblins in Monstru, and none of them seem to find any form of respect by monster or beast.
Generally, most folks are completely unaware that the goblins even exist. (Some say that they don’t even deserve a capital “b”, let alone a write-up in the annuals of history.)
- Furnace goblins – Bred for their intellect and fear of larger creatures, the furnace goblin occupies the mechanical gearboxes and furnaces of 500 million monster motorcars. Surely, the most common goblin breed by any count, they are a hard-working folk.
- Sewer gobs – Stinky, white skinned goblins that repair and maintain the vast under-Monstru sewer system. They have a great understanding of the Underdeep, and those that escape the Authority often work as lantern bearers and guides for deep walkers.
- Sixers – The Authority relies on a undocumented (huge) number of goblins for the nation’s infrastructure. They are utilized by the Ministry of Six, which is responsible for all manner of communications and data aggregation. Sixer goblins act as operators of technical communication systems, and are typically put to death after 6 years of service.
- Rakers – The Rakers are used on the battlefront between Monstru and Creatu, raking the ground in search for mines. Sometimes Sixers become Rakers.
- Red goblins – the only goblin race that hasn’t been tamed or binded into slavery the red goblins are crafty, dangerous, and luckily, few in numbers. They are known cannibals (of furnace goblins) and are famous for their illegal and secret Red Goblin Circus.
- Daniel
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So nice to see Beasto with happy eyes! Even if it is a life or death match!
Got KIP?
Hey wah?! Beastio gave Kip back the crown?! I didn’t know he had the crown!! I’d've bet on Kip if I’d known he had the crown!!! That seems like that might be dirty pool…
I bet two gravy pies, and await mayhem.
Yeah, nobody really knew Kip had the crown.
They gave the Crown to Balud for payment to Skullopolis: (though it wasn’t fully shown)
http://www.monstercommute.com/easy-relax/
And then Balud died (and Kip grabbed the Crown again and hid it in his hat):
http://www.monstercommute.com/hes-dead/
That’s how I saw it, at least.
Oah.
I see now.
Subtle, and tricky.
And also not particularly clear. Sometimes these things make more sense in my head.
Well, we’ve already seen Furnace Goblins and Sixers. Any chnace the trio will meet some sewer gobs soon? Also, Horst and Grist don’t seem to be very heavy in “Intellect”, since they didn’t repair the Steamcrow when she broke down. Did Chadworth just cheap out when he bought them, or am I just reading to far into this whole “Intellect” thing?
Well you’re actually right. Good point.
Furnace goblins are “smart” (for goblins at least), and yeah, they maybe should have fixed the Crow. A good pair of gobs can usually keep a normal rig going pretty well.
But Horst is frickin lazy and Grist has a depression problem, so yeah those guys have some issues. Couple that with the fact that the Crow is an old motorcar, with difficult to find parts.
The Crow has never been at much beyond 60% so far.
Furnace Gobs? Yeah, we’ll see some eventually. (Along with more of the races of Monstru.)
Yeah, Kips gonna tear this up.