Steampunk subgenres that I have little interest to see:

  • Furrypunk – Nope, too ookie.
  • Glitterpunk – Those vampires are too sad.
  • Hobopunk – Can’t find jobs, can’t find good equipment
  • Slasherpunk – Isn’t that the film “Time After Time”?
  • Cavemanpunk – Just won’t work.
  • Futurepunk – Oh wait, isn’t that just Cyberpunk?
  • Punkpunk – Punk rock steampunkrs in a band
  • Mimepunk – Shhhh!
  • Stonerpunk – Saw enough of that in High School.
  • Bonopunk – U2 frontman gone awry.
  • Steam-punky Brewster – Okay, I’m just getting dumb here.
  • Feastpunk / Chefpunk – It’s all about the food.
  • Pornopunk – I’m sure that it’s being done somewhere.
  • Monsterpunk – HEY, that’s what WE ARE!

Please don’t punish me. You made me do this.

- Daniel

Related posts:

  1. Zombie Fun
  2. I Feel Sticky
  3. The Dream
  4. Down Here In The Basement
  5. Im Sorry Old Man