So, sometimes in my truly egomania mind, I imagining that I’m designing cars and buildings and settings not just for this comic, but also for the Monster Commute Theme Park. (MCTP)
(Or maybe we’d just call it “MONSTRU WORLD”?)
See, I told you I was a freak.
Now, I don’t think that this would ever really happen, but how cool would it be to go to a MCTP with all of these drive-thrus, mechanical CrowBots stomping around, while you’d get to tour in your own rig?!
Very cool, I say.
Everything would be rusty, with huge fiberglass heads, stained storefronts, and greasy streets. People would come in costume as a monster, and there would be costume rental places too.
Anyway, the highlight, aside from seeing it all myself, would be to eat at the various food courts. Ed’s House of Eggs. Clown Bite. Jack’s Fuel. And now, Lincoln Dogs!
Yeah, it would be kinda gross, but I think that it would be hell-arious!’ Especially the teenagers who would be working the stores, handing out the corndogs with their sarcastic smiles.
Okay, my egomania has been fueled for the day. It’s time to get back to work.
- Daniel
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Lincolnstein, Lincolnstein. Poor Lincolnstein.
I would go to that theme park…
Yeah, let’s get Tim Burton on that one. He’d be good at rolling out the visuals.
When you build this utopia, can I be in charge of security?
Yes, but you’ll have to dress like a CrowBot.
I’d visit MONSTRU WORLD.
Excellent.
I’ll start gathering cardboard and plywood for the backyard (phase I) park.
We’ve gotta start somewhere, right?
I have seen some amazing applications that can render 3D scenery. Did you ever play Myst?
Everything starts with an inspiration and or a dream. Try to fathom the masses that may never have a unique thought or creation. So often, the human herd forgets to look up and see the shapes in the clouds or wonder how magnets work! Ha.
Will we ever find out what the skulls the monks were collecting are for??!!!
Um… yes. It’s quite important, you see.
It will be revealed, yes.