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Salty Yums

By Daniel on June 1st, 2009

MONSTRU FOODS is a fully owned subsidiary of FRIENDLY FOOD FACTORIES (AFF), an AUTHORITY owned enterprise.

Salty Yums were one of the first mass-produced snacks in MONSTRU, and have been on the market for well over 150 years. They are a favorite of beasts everywhere, and are even used as seasoning on Clown Bite food products and the famous “Egg on a stick.”

Yums are made up of many secret ingredients as well as anchovies, guar gum, rock salt, sodium phosphate, and the tears of the children monster laborers who make them.

The price remains unchanged for over 90 years, at 1 CrowBuck per package. Few ask why.

- Daniel

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Discussion (5) ¬

  1. ethan
    ethan
    June 1, 2009 at 4:39 am |

    Creature from the Cute Lagoon?

    • Daniel
      Daniel
      June 1, 2009 at 5:23 am |

      Yeah, something like that. :)

      I like how it turned out… the wear on the package makes me happy.

  2. Marrock
    Marrock
    June 1, 2009 at 5:42 am |

    Do they still make the “Antique Squid” flavored ones?

    …I think they’re the ones that used to make them…

    Those were great, eat one and you couldn’t taste anything else for weeks

    • Daniel
      Daniel
      June 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm |

      MMMmmmm! Antique Squid is SO a FLAVOR!

  3. smilinphoenix
    smilinphoenix
    June 1, 2009 at 5:48 am |

    I am not a number, I am a free man!
    (Some settling occurs during shipment.
    Best eaten before 3008)