MONSTRU FOODS is a fully owned subsidiary of FRIENDLY FOOD FACTORIES (AFF), an AUTHORITY owned enterprise.
Salty Yums were one of the first mass-produced snacks in MONSTRU, and have been on the market for well over 150 years. They are a favorite of beasts everywhere, and are even used as seasoning on Clown Bite food products and the famous “Egg on a stick.”
Yums are made up of many secret ingredients as well as anchovies, guar gum, rock salt, sodium phosphate, and the tears of the children monster laborers who make them.
The price remains unchanged for over 90 years, at 1 CrowBuck per package. Few ask why.
- Daniel
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Creature from the Cute Lagoon?
Yeah, something like that.
I like how it turned out… the wear on the package makes me happy.
Do they still make the “Antique Squid” flavored ones?
…I think they’re the ones that used to make them…
Those were great, eat one and you couldn’t taste anything else for weeks
MMMmmmm! Antique Squid is SO a FLAVOR!
I am not a number, I am a free man!
(Some settling occurs during shipment.
Best eaten before 3008)