Why shovel your own coal when you can have your very own staff of docile furnace laborers?
They’re hard working, strong for their size, green, and very loyal! For just seventy-five cents per day in candy pellets, they can keep your engine running in top form, and your furnaces stoked red-hot.
Get rid of dirty hands and black lung, today!
- Daniel
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this one is great, love that punchline. It reminds me a little bit of some of the early drives.
Cool!
There were certain advanatages to being castrati..
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrato%23Castrati_in_the_European_Classical_tradition&usg=AFQjCNH1zBCqsxqhE9FQk1nRiL6MCr7DUQ&ei=j65MS5SzBYaSNu-IjekM&sa=X&oi=section_link&resnum=1&ct=legacy&ved=0CA0QygQ
I don’t think I’d want to go to a party where they take away the party favors…
Wicked! I think I hate castration more than I love parties… I think…
I”m sad they cancelled his party too!