This is the primary Cast of our Monster Commute tale. While rarely “heroic,” these broken folks have lived lives of interest.
Chadworth Machine
Chadworth “Machine” is a man-bot from the “distant past” who spends most of his days sitting behind the wheel of his beat up old van, the “Steam Crow“. (Beastio’s grandma co-signed on the auto loan.)
Machine enjoys tea, silence, science, and smashing other cars on the M-85. He has some sort of career, though he really doesn’t like to talk much about it. He is currently undead, and made up of 85% legal parts.
Chadworth Interview
Chadworth on Twitter
Beastio Agyris Wand
Beastio is a little monster who enjoys living life to it’s fullest. He also enjoys eating any food that comes on a stick. He enjoys playing the bongos, playing with fire, and occasionally playing dead. He enjoys long walks in the park, and one day he may have a legal drivers license. Beastio is currently single, and most likely completely unaware of the differences between boys and girls.
Beastio Interview
Beastio’s Co-Pilot’s Checklist
Beastio on Twitter
Steam “Kip” Cupwhistle
AKA: Marrow Thatch, Kip Cupwhistle, #8, Pumpkintop
Race: Halloween Golem
Age: Unknown
Kip was picked up hitchhiking just off of the M-77 Freeway, after going reportedly “going on an acetone binge and stabbing some CrowBots.” Like Beastio and Chadworth, he is an enemy of the AUTHORITY state. He enjoys striped gum and root beer.
Kip’s first appearance
Kip in Monstru News
The Steam Crow
Built upon the chassis of a discarded 3E39 Carnavon Casket utility van, the Steam Crow spent decades as a delivery vehicle for the now defunct “Sweet Raven Confection Company”. She has also been used to haul pencil shavings, office furniture, and corpses, before falling into the metal hands of Chadworth Machine.
Though she sports the now rare Tinderflaust Furnace System (TFS), the Steam Crow barely manages to make the posted speed limits before wheezing into fits of caustic smoke. The TFS is serviced by a pair of fairly average furnace goblins.
Names: Horst and Grist
Race: Furnace Goblins, rank 1 and 3
Age: 9 and 11
Horst and Grist are the furnace goblins that labor in the depths of the Steam Crow shoveling coal and keeping the boiler fed.
First mention and appearance
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