While the inventions of Mr. Nola have largely been erased from the tomes of history, our sources (the Factory Underground) are insistent that he invented:
- The lockwasher
- The radio crystal
- The first motorcar engine (Later developed by Sigmore Tinderflaust)
- MN-40 lubrication spray
- The triplane
- The Clockwork system and dataspools
- Dr. Nola’s Pork in a Bottle war tonic
- The undertube message relay system
Of course, these are all lies.
Abraham Lincolnstein invented all of those, Patriot!
Do I see doubt in your eyes?
Please report to Celebration Hall 27b by 2:00 pm.
Thank you!
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clockwork messenger raven? WANT.
Saw a lot of crows this morning. They’re gathering around big puddles in people’s lawns. Black feathers on ice.
Nice imagery.
Black plumes sur la glace…
Schwarze Federn auf Eis….
Penne nere su ghiaccio….
(I gots nuttin)
Huh. Italian
Monstru is still using radio crystals? No fancy vacuum tubes yet? awwwww
They have vacuum tubes now… remember that Mr. Nola invented all of this stuff in the distant past.
Did he have anything to do with the pneumatic bacon delivery system or those steam-powered dentures that some folks seemed to have a bit of trouble with a while ago?
Friend, we call that cheap imitation. Mr. Nola’s jaws never found any substance that couldn’t be bitten through.
Yeah, that was the “trouble” I was referring to.
Sweet Trains, wouldn’t want to encounter one of those bad boys at a Crossing.