Mount Poorgor
on September 21, 2009 at 3:20 pmMount Poogor (PEW-gore) is a little known mountain in MONSTRU. It isn’t on any map, and few really know about it.
Poogor is only a popular vacation destination of trolls, and some furnace goblins cults, due to it’s incredible stench. Many believe that it was the ancestral latrine of now dead titans who once ruled the land.
This is most likely true.
Facts:
- The AUTHORITY has a number of forced labor camps on Poogor.
- Over 3000 beasts mine kwar beetles from the lower reaches of this stench volcano
- “Eruptions” from Poogor smell like the backdraft of a skunk that’s eaten too much spoiled Indian food, from the back of a septic hole… but much, much worse.
- You would never ever want to go there.
Rumors:
- The CrowBots can’t smell Poogor, so they’re perfectly content patrolling there.
- Kwar beetles are used for a mind-control serum that the AUTHORITY is developing.
- Natural gas from Poogor could probably power the entire land of MONSTRU for 900 years.
- Lincolnstein vacations in Poogor to take advantage of the natural healing mud baths there.
- Even zombies can’t take the smell of this rotten place.
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