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- Daniel
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Very cool idea!
Shouldn’t that be “lewd behavior” or does that mean he acts like a quaalude?
Glad to see coal prices coming down, it’s about time.
“Lude/Lewd”? Probably, but I don’t write this stuff. Take it up with the Editors over there at Monstru News.
And for the record, last month the price for coal was: $8.98 per brick. This month, it’s $12.87 per brick. You do the math.
Print is dead! Like zombies! mmmm… zombies….
They say “Drinking rainwater, urine and goat parts” like it is a bad thing!
Awed by the newspaper PDF – it must have taken you many hours to create that – THANK YOU for all your hard work in giving us this for free.
Glad you like it!
I did add a couple of hours to today’s comic, but I planned on making the entire thing all along. It didn’t make much sense to not give you guys the full paper… for fun and other hints.
Well, the price may have gone from $8.98 to $12.87 per brick, but when you factor in how much the crowbuck has depreciated in the meantime it’s actually cheaper.
At least that’s what Lincolnstein’s minister of financial propaganda and cheesy biscuits told me so I’d move the car from off his foot.
Oh, so you ARE paying attention.