Things I don’t believe in:
- Kiwi – No, I like NZ folks just fine. Heck I was on board with the Flight of the Conchords long ago. I’m talking about the fuzzy fruit. When you eat one, you’re certainly eating some alien body part. It’s just not right. They’re not hygienic.
- Robot dentists – Yeah, they’re taking the world by storm, but I’d prefer the large, manly hands of a real human dentist in my mouth, thank you. More personal/nudgey.
- Soup – Simply not real. Nuff said.
- Money – Sure, it’s real. I don’t debate that. But I believe that money has caused more harm then good in the world. If a substance has blood on it’s hands, I think that it’s money. Let’s get rid of it!
- Kusari-Gama – I don’t believe that this weapon could be used to create more damage to an enemy, than yourself. Get it off of the playground, and I mean now.
Kusarigama
- Daniel
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And about what you believe in… So long as you believe in pie the rest of the universe can take care of itself.
I love rhubarb 3.14159265
I don’t believe in:
*El Ron Hubbard or Xenu.
(But if you called Steam Crow a ‘church’ you could get a tax free status!)
* Home dentistry kits.
* Eating 3x per day.
* Drinking the kool-aid.
* созиализм / Коммунизм
You don’t eat the kiwifruit skin. Jeez…