Monster Commute – a Traffic Novel

Things I don’t believe in:

1. Kiwi – No, I like NZ folks just fine. Heck I was on board with the Flight of the Conchords long ago. I’m talking about the fuzzy fruit. When you eat one, you’re certainly eating some alien body part. It’s just not right. They’re not hygienic.
2. Robot dentists – Yeah, they’re taking the world by storm, but I’d prefer the large, manly hands of a real human dentist in my mouth, thank you. More personal/nudgey.
3. Soup – Simply not real. Nuff said.
4. Money – Sure, it’s real. I don’t debate that. But I believe that money has caused more harm then good in the world. If a substance has blood on it’s hands, I think that it’s money. Let’s get rid of it!
5. Kusari-Gama – I don’t believe that this weapon could be used to create more damage to an enemy, than yourself. Get it off of the playground, and I mean now.

Kusarigama

- Daniel