I like to invent things.
Sometimes they’re real things, and sometimes they’re imaginary things. Sometimes they work; most of the time they fail in some spectacular way.
I wish that I had more time to invent things, as it’s one of the most primal urges that I have. Right now, I have to be very careful to spend my time inventing the right things, as I simply don’t have time to squander my time building a crappy copper ceiling mounted astrolabe.
What do you invent?
- Daniel
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I like the whole undead mechanism thing he’s got going on…
They’re MARRIED! Did not see that one coming. Ha hahahah!
I invented the Nyquil Colada… Not my greatest idea ever.
It was born of a fevered week of dealing with the flu, I realized I was taking all these meds so why not just save myself some time and take them all in one go.
I mixed everything together in a blender along with a quart of orange juice and a couple bananas and drank it on a sunday morning… next thing I knew it was thursday and I wasn’t sick anymore…
Though, my mouth tasted like the inside of a furnace goblin’s lederhosen and my head felt like it was stuffed with steel wool.
According to eyewitnesses I was speaking either russian or klingon for three days but managed to keep my pants on the entire time.
Baba, she’s a fine girl.. What a good wife, she would be…
But my life, my love and my lady… Is the steam.. CROW!
I’m laughing, but crying too.
Marrock – wow, that does sound like it would knock you out. Nasty, but I guess it worked.
I’d like to invent a cool digital watch. Preferably it would contain a bird-themed costume for emergencies.