“At 7 tons and 20 feet tall, these CrowBots are certainly big soldiers. I’m sure glad they’re on our side.”
- Reporter Dirk Moon
“The new models of CrowBot soldiers were crafted entirely for us to win our war with CREATU. This battle has raged for too long. With these super-soldiers, victory is in our grasp!”
- General Tratz
CrowBots (Mark 
are huge, mechanical soldiers, provided by the AUTHORITY, for the defense and protection of the MONSTU peoples.
Previous models, all of which have been scrapped, were less than 1/3 the size of the Mark 8. We will no longer discuss any models prior to the Mark 8. The Mark 8 is the first CrowBot model, and the only one that has ever existed.
CrowBots are constructed with a powerful ironite carapace exoskeleton, impervious to darts, arrows, stones, and lions. They have a number of classified armaments to defeat the CREATU hordes. New weapons and tools are constantly being developed by the geniuses at the Department of Thought.
While CrowBots cannot fly, they do travel above the lands of MONSTRU on zeppelin air tanks. These tanks are filled with super-compressed Flexion gasses, providing ample lift.
Fun Facts:
- CrowBots serve as both soldiers and police. They are here to help. Please stay out of their way.
- CrowBots cannot help you with your auto problems. They can, however, help you move your vehicle out of traffic.
- A CrowBot has never been defeated in combat or Skullopolis uprising.
- CrowBots communicate via the most advanced radio technology available, with a range of several miles.
- CrowBots have advanced micro Babbage decision engines to calculate unlaw and manage combat.
- If you think that you have what it takes to become a CrowBot, please see visit any CrowBot recruitment facility.
- CrowBots are not mindless automotons. They are our friends.
Rumors:
- CrowBots are the mindless drone warriors of the AUTHORITY.
- CrowBots were first created in the old city of Factoria.
- Each generation of CrowBots become larger and more militaristic.
- Many witnesses have reported seeing CrowBots destroy most vehicles with ease, when provoked.
- CrowBots are rutheless with protesters, mowing them down with huge claws, mustard gas, and shuriken.
- CrowBots were once much smaller and less oppressive, serving as simple couriers for the young AUTHORITY government.
- CrowBots can usually be bribed for most traffic offenses with around $300 Crowbucks. However, some have reported recent trouble with that amount; $500 Crowbucks may be a safer bribe amount.
- CrowBots killed over 1000 beasts at the Kandrun Hall protest. This was never reported by state-run media sources.
- The Lusterfield Uprising managed to take down a CrowBot before they were all terminated by mustard gas.
- A new generation of CrowBots are being tested, these with rocket propulsion units.
- Some CrowBots, especially those above mere “trooper” status, seem to have true intellect.
Role Play
CrowBots are not a playable race; they are the primary antagonists of any Monster Commute RPG game. They are the bad guys.
Common weapons:
- Mustard gas poison
- Dual chest shuriken launchers
- Wire mesh net
- Road spikes
- Scissor claw kick
There are specialized models that may have other weapon assortments for customized duties. For example, there is a “Poisoneer” model with far more toxic attachments for poisoning an entire town.
Common features:
- Inflatable dirigible portable balloon (Requires 20 minutes to inflate)
- Navigational compass with wax cylinder maps of all major cities
- 7 ton carapace plated armor
- 7 way radio transmitter for backup
- Infra ruby oculars (15x distance viewing and night vision)
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