“I’d FIGHT, for a Clown Bite!”
- Wheat paste poster, covering the entire town of Entrail Falls.
Clown Bite Tater Nuggs,
Fill my soul with allegiance,
Death to Creatu Spy!
- Vannessa (Real life MonCom reader)
Clown Bite is the largest and must successful businesses in all of Monstru. It’s a fast food chain that has no peer, and it is also the largest consumer of goods that the world has ever known. Every child can sing the 19 theme songs, and recite the price of every item on the menu.
CB was also the largest “contributor” to the recent “election” of dictator Abe Lincolnstein; CB is allowed special “discounts” and tax advantages under the Authority.
Motto: “We heat it, you eat it.”
Quick Facts:
- The chain 412 years old
- All food is “bite-sized”, which appeals to monsters (who love to bite) and also more profitable.
- No food is actually cooked at CB. It’s just fried to temperature.
- Most folks of Monstru have worked for Clown Bite in one way or another.
- Employee of the Month is especially honorable; there is only one employee per Clown Bite location, but one has to work 98 hours per week to have a chance to be Employee of the Month.
- The employee cooks, cleans, repairs, orders and cashiers at every location.
- Restaurants are managed by radio, at Clown Bite HQ.
- The food is terrible, but is highly addictive due to fabulous additives of mysterious origin.
- Yellow plastic “Quaff Master cups are highly coveted by goblins of all sorts.
Rumors:
- There is only 1 manager for the 1.9 million CB locations.
- The fibercrete CB mascot head is a radio transmitter for the Authority, to help watch Monstru.
- The mysterious food additive fell from space, and in the form of a red comet.
- 6-80 Clown Bite locations explode every year.
Role Play
Clown Bite can serve as an important resupply location for the party. All manner of eats (loaded with helpful preservatives) can help keep the characters stock up for that deepside dungeon delve.
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