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CROBOT Brand
CROBOT® is the premium brand of products made for you, the hard-working CrowBot. We know that it’s not easy dealing with the filth of the monzt, the unlaws and unpatriots. You work tirelessly day after day, night after night, decade … Continue reading
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Parking
Parking, when you can find it, can be a rather difficult thing in Monstru. First off, all “public” street parking utilize Authority Parking Meters. They’re huge, they’re made from cast iron, and they take parking tokens. It’s been well over … Continue reading
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Pirshire Urns
Discovered in the Vhil ruins 74 years ago, the Pirshire Urns have been a constant source of public interest. Then we discovered that many of them housed bloodless spirits quite unlike any known Haunt, and folks wanted to know more … Continue reading
Disease
Illness and disease are rampant in Monstru, due in part to the complete dissolution of the health care industry 200 years ago. Sure there are medics, but they can hardly keep up with the true demand. Hospitals are little more … Continue reading
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Doomshine
A lot of folks make their living smuggling goods from one place to another, avoiding the greedy eyes of our CrowBot “protectors.” I’m not saying that it’s right or wrong, but I do know that a monster has to make … Continue reading
BlackRok
BlackRok was discovered 99 years ago. For decades, it was simply considered a worthless stone. However, in a superheated furnace, BlackRok is a rare type of coal that burns hot, and lasts for years. The demand for BlackRok has been … Continue reading
Zombie Gone
“I wuz jest sittin there at the cem-tary, when th’ zombies just started walkin, talkin, and chewin. Lucky fer me, I had me a case of Zombie Gone! Get AWAY DIRTY ZOMBIE!” – Radio commercial, “Hillbilly Troll Loves Zombie Gone” … Continue reading
MUZZ
When thirst for drink – Not blood. MUZZ! – Troll cardboard broadsides MUZZ is a carbonated, alcoholic soda, produced by MUZZ Corp Inc. It is both loved and desired by children, thanks to an effective advertising campaign on radio TJZZ, … Continue reading