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Category Archives: Organizations
Factory Rebellion
Formed by inventor Mig Nola, the Factory Rebellion was the first organization to stand up before the rising Authority. Patriots of Monstonia, they saw the coup and attempted to rally support for maintaining the golden age of Monstru. Headquartered in … Continue reading
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Tagged factoria, Mig Nola, rebellion, skullopolis
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Department 13
Department 13 does not exist. I never has existed. It will never exist. Unhistory, complete. Department 13 (or “D-13″) is a ministry of covert information, information processing, and covert activities for the AUTHORITY. Very little is known about D-13, though … Continue reading
Dandy Cab
Since just about everyone lives in their car in MONSTRU (“Autolife”), only the most desperate and unfortunate people use taxi services. Car ownership is not only seen as a sign of prosperity, it is also an important attribute in citizenship; … Continue reading
Authority
“The AUTHORITY has always ruled Monstru. There was not a time when the AUTHORITY did not rule MONSTRU. In fact, MONSTRU was created by the AUTHORITY for the good of the citizens.” The AUTHORITY has ruled the landmass known as … Continue reading
CrowBot
“At 7 tons and 20 feet tall, these CrowBots are certainly big soldiers. I’m sure glad they’re on our side.” – Reporter Dirk Moon “The new models of CrowBot soldiers were crafted entirely for us to win our war with … Continue reading
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Clown Bite
“I’d FIGHT, for a Clown Bite!” – Wheat paste poster, covering the entire town of Entrail Falls. Clown Bite Tater Nuggs, Fill my soul with allegiance, Death to Creatu Spy! – Vannessa (Real life MonCom reader) Clown Bite is the … Continue reading
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Tagged bite, clown, drive thru, eat, food, hungry, red, restaurant, shop, snack, store
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ONI ONI Mart
If you live to drive, or drive to live… it just doesn’t matter. You need ONI ONI Mart. – Billboard on the M-484 ONI ONI Mart is a vast, far reaching gas station and mini-mart. It has systematically destroyed every … Continue reading
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Ed’s House of Eggs
If you’re hungry, sitting in your car! An egg-on-a-stick, will get you real far! – Radio commercial, popular in Ghastin Ed’s House of Eggs is the third most popular egg restaurant chain in all of Monstru. Founded by Xxhilgoth Thrixpil … Continue reading
Troll Jazz TJZZ
You’re listening to the smooth tones of Troll Jazz, TJZZ 99… the DARK RAIN. – Troll Jazz DJ There are 88 radio stations** in Monstru; 87 are state-run propaganda remixes, and 1 is original programming, and that is Troll Jazz. … Continue reading
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