“The AUTHORITY has always ruled Monstru. There was not a time when the AUTHORITY did not rule MONSTRU. In fact, MONSTRU was created by the AUTHORITY for the good of the citizens.”
The AUTHORITY has ruled the landmass known as MONSTRU, for the last several hundred years. In that time, there has been constant war with the nation of CREATU, and peace with the nation of LURSU. It has always been this way.
Recently, a new government has come to power with the election of Republicrat-Genius Abe Lincolnstein. Some say that he is from Skullopolis. This is untrue, Patriot. Clear this from your mind, and drink a fresh MUZZ. Now.
Lincolnstein has authorized a new, more powerful war with CREATU, which had poisoned the very blood of the government. New larger CrowBots have been created to serve in this WAR to defend the MONSTRU people.
The AUTHORITY oversees all radio broadcasts, road traffic, newspaper writings, youth education, songsmithing, and food production, to ensure that it is clean from the taint of CREATU.
You should rise now, and sing the AUTHORITY national anthem: (Sing loud, Patriot!)
AUTHORITY!
Protectorate of the mother-land!
AUTHORITY!
A metal fist with a metal-hand!
AUTHORITY!
A shining raven of ebon black!
AUTHORITY!
Always watching for the betray’d attack!
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Facts:
- MONSTRU is the greatest land in the world.
- The raven is the national symbol and bird.
- Monstrunians are the finest, and hardest working people in the world.
- The AUTHORITY serves and protects the land and the people of MONSTRU.
- CrowBots are the largest and most powerful soldiers in the world.
- The AUTHORITY is close to defeating CREATU.
- Things have never been better in MONSTRU than today.
- Prices and inflation are lower now, than in the last 99 years.
Rumors:
- The AUTHORITY is nothing more than government gone ranpid.
- The AUTHORITY watches everyone, and has a secret police that abducts critics.
- The AUTHORITY was once allies with CREATU, and enemy of LURSU.
- The AUTHORITY has a workforce of thousands of slave goblins, to do their bidding.
- Lincolnstein is a puppet dictator; the government is ruled by a secret council of military generals.
- No living person has ever seen a raven or a crow. They are the creation of the state of AUTHORITY.
- The AUTHORITY rose to power at the end of the last Great War, from humble beginnings.
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