Just Outside Battletown

by Daniel on May 21, 2009 at 2:00 am

I’d rather:

Think that I invented the onion
Have a 78 inch monitor, but in color
Eat fresh shimp and seafood daily
Laugh at the sky
That Adobe Illustrator worked as efficiently as Macromedia Freehand
Have 99 goblins to do my bidding (packing orders mostly, and cleaning.)
Spend a lot more time with my son flying fighting kites
Play with a remote control mini submarine or airplane
Be useful to other people than be considered “tricky”
Drink a gallon of milk from a very clean crystal fountain of a centaur
Watch movies than watch TV
Be 7 feet tall and own an electric tiger
That the San Diego Comicon last 3 months long, but that’s all I had to do
Eat meat and potatoes that were grilled on sticks
Be a gamemaster than a player
Have lunch with JJ Abrams once per week
Have a big mustache than a huge belly full of fish
Drink milkshakes than beers
Think about what’s in those ruins back there
Help out other artists than be a jerkhole
Look like Nosferatu than Fester, when I go goth for Halloween
Help a local business become successful than wait for it to be successful
Be able to develop more of my ideas this year
Tell people that I’m a friendly Viking and then swing my axe overhead 3 times
Have avoided getting married the first time
Be in the physical shape I was in at 16
Have a taxidermy Mastadon with a hidden fort inside
Be friends with 9 to 11 Iron Golems
Hide in a movie theater
Create things to sell than do freelance for people who don’t know what they want
Have Mike Mignola as a mentor then a bitter enemy
That I could pantomime my comics, and they’d be done
Swim
Have some time to game again