Monstru Pirate Radio (MPR) is happy to be talking to Baba Jaga, today.
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MPR: Baba Jaga (Baba) has spent the last few hundred years working as an assassin-hag, all across Monstru.
MPR: Welcome to our show!
Baba: Jes.
MPR: So, how long have you been an… assassin?
Baba: Many the time. I have killed with only hand and finger.
MPR: Why did you become a killer?
Baba: Okay. My husband, he left for the wars and he never came back. Mine father estate collapsed in plagues time, and my looks not paying bills so well.
MPR: So, you became an assassin?
Baba: No, I became angry, I became baker. I cook bones of childs to makes hot bread.
MPR: Um… interesting.
Baba: Later, I tire of children and I use talents for breaking men into pieces smaller than hand.
MPR: If you don’t mind, you seem a little… angry?
Baba: Would you be angry if love of life was left mostly dead? If everything dreamed upon, broken? If everything planned end in plague? Empty hearth, empty heart?
MPR: Well sure. But there is medicine for that now.
Baba: PAH! Medicine like ash. Only bread and time spoil pain.
MPR: Recently, you saw your ex-husband, Chadworth Machine… how was that for you?
Baba: We still married.
MPR: Oh.
Baba: Chadworth Barondook. He changed much. He is brass and bone. No heart. He dead, mostly.
MPR: Is there any chance to rekindle your old flames?
Baba: Too long ago. He make no child. I kill him, make him to bread.
MPR: We have a caller. Yes, hello there! What is your question?
Caller: Baba Jaga! Big fan. How do I become an assassin? What kind of weapons do you use? It’s so great to be talking to you!
Baba: Jes. Empty heart. Fill with hurt. Anger. Forgive not. These thing, they make for ill blood.
Baba: If you cannot kill with own hands, a killer you are not.
Caller: What kind of paperwork do you need to be a licensed assassin? How do you do get started as a hitwoman?
Baba: I care not. Stupid questions. Life is hate. Shoo!
MPR: Thank you, caller.
MPR: Well we’re about out of time today. Thanks to Baba Jaga, Hag Assassin, for joining us today.
Baba: Jes.
MPR: This is MPR, Monstru Pirate Radio.
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