Okay, so I’m just a little tired of seeing all of the late night advertising on prime time tv.
Billy Mays is my favorite, mostly because he never stops yelling at the audience. Give that guy a talk show or sitcom as soon as possible… we’ll all be better for it.
In the meantime, I’m sticking to my DVD collection. It’s safer.
- Daniel
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Billy makes the Sham-wow guy look like a carnie, but looks can be decpetive.
I wanna know how Billy’s hair and beard are JET BLACK!
That HippyFeathers guy is kind of funny. Con Carnie!
But then again. Billy May not.
that’s right, Billy Mays here with a new product that’s sure to bring life back to your dull existence. It’s Zom-B-Gon! Watch how this works, folks: Just shake and spray and BAM! Zombies are gone in an instant! No residue or nasty rotting flesh to clean up, Zom-B-Gon! does all that for you! Zombies in the Garden? Shake and Spray! Zombies in the Basement? SHAKE and Spray! Zombies in the BATHROOM!? SHAKE AND SPRAY!
sorry, I got carried away. LOL!
Um, yeah. I’m probably going to use this almost verbatim when I make a commercial, Dane. Nice. Thanks!
To steal from the late, great Phil Hartman’s “Monster Spray” sketch, “People used to think that blankets or praying to god would save you from monsters!” *Phil laughs to himself*