Ten Other Pities:

  1. It’s a pity that I didn’t invent the harpsichord or the windstorm.
  2. It’s a pity that a tribe of ogres doesn’t insist that I am their long lost gawd.
  3. It’s a pity that Frank Black (of the Pixies) doesn’t wanna hang out with me. I could be his Kim Deal, but with a bit less drama. (And I love ya Kim.)
  4. It’s a pity that my invisible friend left town. Truly.
  5. It’s a pity that I don’t have a kite big enough to glide on.
  6. It’s a pity that Mike Mignola hasn’t yet thought to invite me and Dawna to dinner at his studio.
  7. It’s a pity that horns are considered socially unacceptable. Like bees.
  8. It’s a pity that Halloween doesn’t happen more often.
  9. It’s a pity that Monster Commute doesn’t have a video game, cartoon, Matchbox cars, or a few theme parks.
  10. It’s a pity that I can’t travel from town to town in my own traveling Steam Crow van, sharing my work with any who’d look at it.
  11. It’s a pity you don’t follow me on Twitter.

- Daniel

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