I for one, am not scared of minotaurs.
It’s not that I do not find their massive horns terrifying, or the fact that they are bovines who love to eat flesh.
I also do not think that it was ever a great idea to hand these creatures over-sized battle-axes, either. They clearly do not have the technology or interest to forge their own weapons.
Certainly, it does trouble me that they construct devious labyrinthine lairs, and that they are all covered in fur and that they do not wear pants.
I am not afraid of minotaurs, and I do not have nightmares about their constant and yet undetected invasion of our world, where they ride Brahma bulls that are decked out in full barding, and where they keep us all in cast iron cages.
You should not be concerned, either.
- Daniel
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