I have the most violent sneezes around.
I’m the opposite of those ladies who just make a tiny “tchoo” sound, that is kinda cute, like they’re faking sneezing altogether, or trying to show you what a kitten sneeze sounds like.
Not so for me.
It’s like I’m Mr. T’s puppet, and he’s having a conniption fit in a meth lab. On fire. A sneeze flings my body downward, and I often hurt my back when I flip in half screaming “AH-CHOOOOOO!”
The added bonus is that my sneezes always come in twos. Yep, one just isn’t good enough. It takes two to get the demon out of MY body.
So, the real question is this: Do you like sneezing?
- Daniel
(I do, because it’s like getting tickled by an iron golem… AND it proves that I’m still alive.)
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I was just saying the other day that sneezing is one of three bodily functions that gross me out.
ROTFL! I can’t decide which is funnier – the comic, or your comments!!!
I love sneezes actually, they’re a good noose cleanser and sort of like an orgasm for your nose.
Unless you’re sick of course, which I just was, then sneezing is like scraping rusted metal over your throat and mouth.
Sneezing drives me crazy because it continues for awhile and I can’t concentrate on much else. I say “give me back my life sneezes!”
Kitten sneezes and kitten giggle tears make me titter in such a way that it loosens my bow tie and causes me to (ever so slightly) wet myself. 2 is my magic sneeze number. I am not a huge man, but my sneezes have been known to start the boiler on a Sigmore Imp (and the car alarm/whistle) from 10 meters away! Oi
I almost always experience that double-sneeze thing myself.
i once emptied an entire swimming pool of people by sneezing so loudly for so long that the echoes drove them out. Apparently there was a sort of sonic boom. I was enjoying myself, though