I’d rather not:
- Dance
- Have a picnic beneath a hurricane of bees
- Fall down a well shaft with fishing line tied around my 3 smallest toes
- Accidentally brush my teeth with brylcreem
- Watch the Golden Girls or Barney or Judas Priest, if they had a sitcom.
- Be mistaken for a girl or a pee chee folder enthusiast
- Throw my bass in the air only to catch it on my head like Krist Novoselic
- Live where it’s hot AND humid and smokey
- Wear a coat made out of my own hair/fur
- Speak in a fake British accent while wearing medieval hats
- Wear jeans or polo shirts either separately, or at the same time
- Drink hot honey out of a hand-made stoneware mug on a sunny day
- Grow whiskers out of my eyebrows or ears
- Kiss a dog’s mouth, even Lassie’s
- Be beat up by rival vector artists with licorice whips
- Speak with someone who is drunk, but wants me to do free artwork for them
- Have my art stolen and used in government propaganda films
- Think that Halloween is hated by a number of people
- Fall off of my desk while tying crepe paper flags to my office ceiling
- Have to talk to someone who has something to prove to me
- Drink coffee creamer on my Honey Nut Cheerios instead of milk
- Wear shoes or snowshoes most of the time
- Sleep, though it is sometimes refreshing
- Daniel
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So Daniel, how many of the aforementioned list items have you been forced to do? People try to make me dance a lot. It’s discomforting.
I’ve done way too many things on this list, that I’d care to admit.
Some are obviously folly… but “even in lies there is some truth.”
So did they manage to reattach the toes for you?
No, but I more careful about how I brush my teeth.
And, for some reason, I’m hearing Jeff Goldblum’s line from a couple different movies… “Must go faster, must go faster”.
so, I won’t bring the licorice whips to spokane…. this time. LOL!