CROBOT Brand

by Daniel on September 22, 2010 at 5:05 pm

CROBOT® is the premium brand of products made for you, the hard-working CrowBot.

We know that it’s not easy dealing with the filth of the monzt, the unlaws and unpatriots. You work tirelessly day after day, night after night, decade after decade; don’t you deserve the best?

Sure you do.

Enjoy the entire line of CROBOT accessories from mustard wells to armor piercing talons, razorwire netting to the finest in shuriken – we have it all. Available from all Patriot-approved shops.

CROBOT.
Authority Approved, because we are the Authority.

And so are you.

Facts:

  • CROBOT is the third most popular brand, among CrowBots 75-150 years old.
  • It is fully owned by the Authority.

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