Being one of the 13th sloppiest people in the world, I can assure you that cleaning is not one of my strengths. I’m messy, and I’m not terribly shy about admitting it.

However, there is one thing in my life (okay, two things, smartass) that I must keep clean at all costs; my glasses.

If my glasses get smudgy or covered in some strange life-putty, I HAVE to get them clean, at all costs. I go crazy and get all fidgety with dirty glasses, and it’s not nice.

That said, I can now understand just a little bit more of my Type-A friends out there. Yes, you know who you are.

And I feel sorry for you*.


– Daniel

*Okay, so I’m not that uppity. I’m just joshing.