Secret Crisis 3
So, sometimes in my truly egomania mind, I imagining that I’m designing cars and buildings and settings not just for this comic, but also for the Monster Commute Theme Park. (MCTP)
(Or maybe we’d just call it “MONSTRU WORLD”?)
See, I told you I was a freak.
Now, I don’t think that this would ever really happen, but how cool would it be to go to a MCTP with all of these drive-thrus, mechanical CrowBots stomping around, while you’d get to tour in your own rig?!
Very cool, I say.
Everything would be rusty, with huge fiberglass heads, stained storefronts, and greasy streets. People would come in costume as a monster, and there would be costume rental places too.
Anyway, the highlight, aside from seeing it all myself, would be to eat at the various food courts. Ed’s House of Eggs. Clown Bite. Jack’s Fuel. And now, Lincoln Dogs!
Yeah, it would be kinda gross, but I think that it would be hell-arious!’ Especially the teenagers who would be working the stores, handing out the corndogs with their sarcastic smiles.
Okay, my egomania has been fueled for the day. It’s time to get back to work.