When thirst for drink – Not blood. MUZZ! – Troll cardboard broadsides MUZZ is a carbonated, alcoholic soda, produced by MUZZ Corp Inc. It is both loved and desired by children, thanks to an effective advertising campaign on radio TJZZ, Dark Rain. Last July, there was more advertising for MUZZ then there was programming on [...]
“I wuz jest sittin there at the cem-tary, when th’ zombies just started walkin, talkin, and chewin. Lucky fer me, I had me a case of Zombie Gone! Get AWAY DIRTY ZOMBIE!” – Radio commercial, “Hillbilly Troll Loves Zombie Gone” A common household cleaner and zombie repellent, Zombie Gone Day is now also a national [...]
BlackRok was discovered 99 years ago. For decades, it was simply considered a worthless stone. However, in a superheated furnace, BlackRok is a rare type of coal that burns hot, and lasts for years. The demand for BlackRok has been vast, which has further lead to the collapse of the coal economy. For the most [...]
A lot of folks make their living smuggling goods from one place to another, avoiding the greedy eyes of our CrowBot “protectors.” I’m not saying that it’s right or wrong, but I do know that a monster has to make a living somehow. I knew this one fellow, a troll from up north, who used [...]
Illness and disease are rampant in Monstru, due in part to the complete dissolution of the health care industry 200 years ago. Sure there are medics, but they can hardly keep up with the true demand. Hospitals are little more than a dusty memory anymore. Some common Monstrunian afflictions include: stinkhorn, bubble-tongue, the laffies, spiderhoof, [...]
Discovered in the Vhil ruins 74 years ago, the Pirshire Urns have been a constant source of public interest. Then we discovered that many of them housed bloodless spirits quite unlike any known Haunt, and folks wanted to know more about these odd “antiques”. Here’s what we do know: The Pirshire region is known for [...]
Parking, when you can find it, can be a rather difficult thing in Monstru. First off, all “public” street parking utilize Authority Parking Meters. They’re huge, they’re made from cast iron, and they take parking tokens. It’s been well over 80 years since any tokens have been minted, so it “can” be difficult to find [...]
CROBOT® is the premium brand of products made for you, the hard-working CrowBot. We know that it’s not easy dealing with the filth of the monzt, the unlaws and unpatriots. You work tirelessly day after day, night after night, decade after decade; don’t you deserve the best? Sure you do. Enjoy the entire line of [...]
The Steam Crow “Steam Steed” Make: Carnavon Casket Utility Van Age: 312. Job: Transportation. Condition: Poor. Upgrades: Deepwalker, TFS. Sentient?: No. Fears: CrowBots Built upon the chassis of a discarded 3E39 Carnavon Casket utility van, the Steam Crow spent decades as a delivery vehicle for the now defunct “Sweet Raven Confection Company”. (Which is why [...]
A lighter than air gas used by the AUTHORITY to lift the envelopes of SkyClads and other zeppelin class flying vehicles. It is over 1000 times more powerful than helium, and it seems to be impervious to spontaneous combustion like Hydrogen. It is a controlled substance, due to the very high costs in obtaining Flexion [...]
