Abe Lincolnstein II “The King” Race: Zombie (?) Age: 66 Job: Dictator of Monstru. Gift: Epic speaches, Famous Fault: Half Crazed. Home: Lincoln City. Fears: Creatu, apples. Ugh. I. Am. Dead. – Lincolnstein I AM ALIVE! – Lincolnstein Elected President General of Barondook, Abraham Lincolnstein was killed during the Mighty War by the Monstonian Pathos [...]
Beastio Agyris Wand “Need Daemon” Race: Lesser Daemon Age: Unknown. Job: Navigator of the Steam Crow. Best Friend: Chadworth. Secret Power: Shift Up. Bad idea: Zombies are friends. Hates: Road Bandits. Beastio is a little daemon who wants to live a great life, though he’s not always sure how. Though he seems like a kid, [...]
Chadworth Machine “King of the Road” Race: Mechan Age: 1277. Job: Driver of the Steam Crow. Best Friend: Beastio. Secret Power: ? Secret: He’s the first Mechan. Hates: Being wrong. Chadworth “Machine” is a Mechan from the “distant past” who spends most of his days sitting behind the wheel of his beat up old van, [...]
Kip Cupwhistle “Road Warrior” Race: Halloween Golem Age: “More than a hunnerd.” Job: Steam Crow Bouncer/Mechanic. Best Friend: The mind beez. Fault: Half Crazed. Secret: Addicted to B-Oil, Acetone, and cinnamon sticks. AKA: Marrow Thatch, #8, Pumpkintop, Banjo Pete. Kip was picked up hitchhiking just off of the M-77 Freeway, after going reportedly “going on [...]
The Steam Crow “Steam Steed” Make: Carnavon Casket Utility Van Age: 312. Job: Transportation. Condition: Poor. Upgrades: Deepwalker, TFS. Sentient?: No. Fears: CrowBots Built upon the chassis of a discarded 3E39 Carnavon Casket utility van, the Steam Crow spent decades as a delivery vehicle for the now defunct “Sweet Raven Confection Company”. (Which is why [...]
Horst and Grist “Team Engine” Race: furnace Goblins Ages: 5 and 11 Job: Furnace workers. Rank: 2 and 8. Part number: C33182 A & B Horst: Road poet and shovel dancer. Grist: Collects fingernails. Horst and Grist are the furnace Goblins that labor in the depths of the Steam Crow shoveling coal and keeping the [...]
Mister Hicks “The Map” Race: Feratu Age: 213 Job: Underdeep Escort. Home: Skullopolis. Dislikes: Feratu. Secret: Owns an submarine. Faults: Dayblight, Monstertarian. Mister Hicks has worked as a lounge singer, palm reader, car-to-car soap salesman, and spy for the Factory Rebellion. He is considered trustworthy by many, despite the fact that he is a drinker [...]
Toni Oni is the well-known owner of the Oni Oni Mart chain, as well as the incredibly successful Oni Industries brand. Oni is without a doubt, the richest industrialist in Monstru and his hunger for more CrowBucks seems insatiable. Oni has found a way to become a non-CrowBot member of the AUTHORITY ruling council, and [...]
Teslan the Mighty “The Talent”Race: Peerless Age: 36. Job: Beggar. Last Job: Inventor. Status: Outcast. Secret: He was once brilliant. Hates: Toni Oni. image here Teslan the Mighty was once a successful and famous inventor for the Authority. (He appears significantly in the UnSun story.) Teslan’s parents were killed in a random car accident, leaving [...]
Dirk Circus “The Scoundrel” Race: Mechan Age: 182 Owns: The Fate Casino. Fault: Gambling addiction. Home: Dungeontown. Friends: Red Goblin Circus. Upgrades: Cargo Claws Dirk Circus is a gambler and ladies-Mechan, who is always looking for the fastest way to make a pile of CrowBucks with the least amount of work possible. He appears as [...]
The Witcher “The Soldier” Race: CrowBot Age: 91. Job: Admiral. Condition: Unknown. Upgrades: Warlock Turbines. Where abouts: Unknown. Fears: Majik Burnout. Skills: Skyclad Pilot. Admiral Witcher is a hero of the Authority, known for his military tactics, his SkyClad Piloting abilities, and his mastery of the Dark Arts (majik). He has been awarded the Patriot’s [...]
Baba Jaga “The Crone” Race: Peerless Age: 1888 Job: Bounty Witch. Vehicle: Deepwalker Hut. Dislikes: Other folk. Secret: Lonely. Faults: Eternal Grudge: Chadworth image here Baba Jaga is an infamous Bounty Witch (hag) known throughout the 5 Provinces of Monstru. She’s known to always get her man, and has bagged more than 300 bounties in [...]
