So, yeah, this is a further riff on the Clown Bite mega-chain. Mostly, I just want to catch you up to understand as much about it as I do.
Important point: The Clown Bite employee (one per location) is responsible for many things including:
- cooking/heating of “food”
- ordering
- stocking
- cashiering
- maintenance
- landscaping
- accounting
- marketing
- catering
- customer service
But not in that order.
I bet that you sometimes feel like you’re responsible for lots of “extras” at your job.
My fouth design job was a little seasonal; usually in July orders for custom t-shirts slowed down a good deal. My boss, a fairly good guy, always offered to let me go “pull weeds” when I didn’t have enough design work to keep full-time hours. I didn’t have the heart, as a design professional, to pull weeds in the parking lot, and so I usually went home.
I guess I’m an ego-bot, but it just felt like design-defeat. Somebody else could go pull the weeds, I guess.
- Daniel
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One of the first things that “they” have you do as an employee of Clown Bite
Is to go the storage area and fetch a pail of steam.
Then, if you are out of it you have to get on the blower and axe the other locations
if they can spare a bucket of steam. They are all hip to the game and have this
newbie call all over the place.
Picking weeds from the parking lot would be a Management Job, as lacky’s cannot be trusted outside alone. They spontaniously combust!